Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Rotund be thy shape
the Half-life never come
Thy will be done on earth
as it is in VALVe
Give us this day our daily vidya
And forgive us our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the VALVe
the Steam, and the vidya
For ever and ever
Gaben
G is for Gaben, more of a man than me
A is for anus, I open it for thee
B is for butter, I'll spread it all over you
E is for erection, please stick it where I poop
N is for natural, how all of this will feel
Gaben is my all, he makes me feel so real.
