kunfiasko
2012-12-31 at 06:17:18
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
context
duttlslob
2012-12-31 at 06:13:19
What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
context
butboy
2012-12-31 at 06:13:14
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
context
gemal
2012-12-31 at 06:11:26
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path.
context
quieklen
2012-12-31 at 06:10:22
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you.” The husband was thinking to himself, “Oh no, what has he done now?” and said with trepidation, “Well what did you name them?” The brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.” The husband, relieved, said, “That’s a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?” The brother replied, “Denephew.”
context
bindmalist
2012-12-31 at 06:09:13
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
context
