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bergbube

2022-06-21 at 21:23:19

Gute Namen heute

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problemcurtl

2022-06-21 at 21:22:11

Ein wirklich problematischer lauf

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tölpeltrott

2022-06-21 at 21:21:53

Das freut mich zu hören! Hab zu Ehren des heutigen Laufs Syndrom zum Archiv hinzugefügt

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superklimper

2022-06-19 at 10:11:17

Taub und sein Kumpel Tscherny haben die freien Plätze aufgefüllt :)

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modermann

2022-06-19 at 10:08:07

War coool!
Die Brauerei selbst war OK, mit einer kompakten Führung und etwas knausrig bei der Verkostung, aber das Fortgehen nachher war sehr lustig, mit guten Leistungen von allen.

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einwaldwanst

2022-06-17 at 17:20:22

Wie war Ottakringer?

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kaiserknödel

2022-06-16 at 22:44:48

Write a mystery tv episode, set in Gmünd, Austria. Sober kids are disappearing and the only way to survive is to stay drunk. The director and script author is Alexander Trinko. The script should contain dialogue, scenes, character names and should be about 1000 words long. One scene takes place at the Cafe Altstadt, one at the Rauschkammerl.

INT. CAFE ALTSTADT - DAY

It’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining. The café is empty except for a few customers. JOSEF, the café owner, is cleaning up.

JOSEF:

(to himself)

What a beautiful day. I wish more people would come to enjoy it.

Suddenly, the door opens and a group of teenage boys and girls come in, laughing and joking. They sit down at a table and order some drinks.

JOSEF:

(to the kids)

What can I get you?

KLAUS:

We’ll have six beers, please.

JOSEF:

(smiling)

Coming right up.

He brings them their beers and they start drinking.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

This is the life, huh? Drinking all day, every day.

LISA:

I’m not sure if I can handle this much alcohol.

KLAUS:

Come on, Lisa. If you want to be part of this group, you have to keep up with us.

LISA:

(nervously)

Okay, I’ll try.

She takes a big gulp of her beer and starts coughing. The others laugh.

KLAUS:

See? That’s not so bad.

Suddenly, the door opens again and two men come in. They sit down at a table next to the kids.

JOSEF:

(to the men)

What can I get you?

MAN 1:

We’ll have two beers, please.

JOSEF:

Coming right up.

He brings them their beers and they start drinking.

MAN 2:

(to Man 1)

This place is pretty dead, huh?

MAN 1:

Yeah. I don’t know why Josef keeps it open.

MAN 2:

Maybe he’s hoping for business to pick up.

MAN 1:

I doubt it. This town is a ghost town.

Suddenly, the kids at the next table start laughing loudly.

MAN 1:

(annoyed)

What the hell is wrong with those kids?

MAN 2:

(shrugs)

They’re just drunk.

The men continue drinking their beers. After a few minutes, Man 1 gets up to use the restroom.

MAN 1:

(to Man 2)

I’ll be right back.

He walks to the restroom, but instead of going inside, he goes out the back door. Man 2 doesn’t notice.

MAN 2:

(to himself)

Where the hell did he go?

He waits for a few minutes, but Man 1 doesn’t come back.

MAN 2:

(getting up)

I’ll go see if he’s okay.

He goes to the restroom, but there’s no sign of Man 1. He comes out and starts walking around the café, looking for him.

MAN 2:

(to Josef)

Have you seen my friend? He went to use the restroom a while ago and I can’t find him.

JOSEF:

No, I haven’t seen him.

Suddenly, the door opens and Man 1 comes back in.

MAN 1:

(to Man 2)

There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you.

MAN 2:

(relieved)

Where the hell were you? I thought you went to the restroom.

MAN 1:

(laughing)

No, I went outside for a smoke. I forgot my cigarettes, so I had to go back to the car.

MAN 2:

(shakes his head)

You’re lucky I didn’t call the police.

The men finish their beers and leave. The kids at the next table are still drinking and laughing.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

Let’s go to the Rauschkammerl. I heard they have a new drink there that’s even stronger than beer.

LISA:

(nervously)

I don’t know. I don’t think I can handle any more alcohol.

KLAUS:

(sarcastically)

Oh, come on, Lisa. What are you, a lightweight?

LISA:

(angrily)

No, I’m not a lightweight. I can drink more than you can.

KLAUS:

(challenging)

Okay, let’s go find out.

They all get up and leave. Josef watches them go, shaking his head.

JOSEF:

(to himself)

Those kids are going to get themselves into trouble.

INT. RAUSCHKAMMERL - NIGHT

The Rauschkammerl is a dark, seedy bar. It’s filled with smoke and the air is thick with the smell of alcohol. The only light comes from a few dim lamps.

KLAUS:

(to the bartender)

We’ll have six of your strongest drinks.

BARTENDER:

(nods)

Coming right up.

He starts making the drinks.

LISA:

(to Klaus)

Are you sure about this? I don’t know if I can handle it.

KLAUS:

(sarcastically)

Oh, come on, Lisa. What are you, a lightweight?

LISA:

(angrily)

No, I’m not a lightweight. I can drink more than you can.

KLAUS:

(challenging)

Okay, let’s find out.

The bartender brings them their drinks and they start drinking. Lisa takes a few sips and starts to feel dizzy.

LISA:

(to Klaus)

I think I’ve had enough.

KLAUS:

(laughing)

Come on, Lisa. You can’t quit now.

LISA:

(nervously)

I don’t know. I really don’t feel so good.

Suddenly, she starts to feel sick and she runs to the bathroom. Klaus and the others laugh.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

Looks like Lisa can’t handle her liquor.

INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

Lisa is leaning over the sink, vomiting. After a few minutes, she stops and tries to catch her breath. She looks in the mirror and sees that she’s pale and sweating.

LISA:

(to herself)

What’s wrong with me?

She starts to feel dizzy again and she has to hold on to the sink to keep from falling. She looks in the mirror and sees that her eyes are starting to look glassy.

LISA:

(to herself)

No, this can’t be happening.

She tries to make her way to the door, but she’s too weak. She falls to the floor and starts to black out.

INT. BAR - NIGHT

Klaus and his friends are still drinking and laughing. Suddenly, one of the girls, ANNA, starts to feel sick.

ANNA:

(to Klaus)

I think I’ve had too much to drink. I need to go to the bathroom.

KLAUS:

(sarcastically)

Oh, come on, Anna. You can’t quit now.

ANNA:

(nervously)

I don’t know. I really don’t feel so good.

Suddenly, she starts to feel sick and she runs to the bathroom. Klaus and the others laugh.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

Looks like Anna can’t handle her liquor.

INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

Anna is leaning over the sink, vomiting. After a few minutes, she stops and tries to catch her breath. She looks in the mirror and sees that she’s pale and sweating.

ANNA:

(to herself)

What’s wrong with me?

She starts to feel dizzy again and she has to hold on to the sink to keep from falling. She looks in the mirror and sees that her eyes are starting to look glassy.

ANNA:

(to herself)

No, this can’t be happening.

She tries to make her way to the door, but she’s too weak. She falls to the floor and starts to black out.

INT. BAR - NIGHT

Klaus and his friends are getting ready to leave.

KLAUS:

(to the bartender)

We’re going to need six more drinks to go.

BARTENDER:

(nods)

Coming right up.

He starts making the drinks.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

Let’s go back to my place and drink these.

They all agree and they leave.

INT. KLAUS’S HOUSE - NIGHT

Klaus and his friends are sitting around the living room, drinking. Lisa and Anna are both passed out on the couch.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

This is the life, huh? Drinking all day, every day.

Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Klaus gets up to answer it.

KLAUS:

(to his friends)

I’ll be right back.

He goes to the door and opens it.

KLAUS:

(to the person at the door)

Can I help you?

MAN:

(to Klaus)

Is Lisa here?

KLAUS:

(confused)

Who are you?

MAN:

(to Klaus)

I’m Lisa’s father. I’ve been looking all over for her.

KLAUS:

(to the man)

She’s here, but she’s asleep.

MAN:

(to Klaus)

I’ll take her home then.

KLAUS:

(to the man)

Are you sure you’re her father?

MAN:

(to Klaus)

Yes, I’m sure.

KLAUS:

(to the man)

Okay, I’ll go get her.

He goes to the living room and tries to wake Lisa up, but she’s unresponsive.

MAN:

(to Klaus)

Is she okay?

KLAUS:

(to the man)

I don’t know. She’s been like this since we left the bar

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stinkerwarzenmacht

2022-06-16 at 22:07:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hni4OIJXG4

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stinkerwarzenmacht

2022-06-16 at 22:06:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hni4OIJXG4

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darumhampel

2022-06-16 at 22:06:41

A dog fights maab. It escalates and the fate of planet earth is in the hands of both of them. Write an Opera, with about 800 words. Make it overly dramatic!

The battle rages on, neither dog nor maab backing down. The earth trembles beneath their feet as they trade blow after blow. The very air seems to crackle with the energy of their conflict.

The stakes are high, for the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. All around them, creatures of all kinds cower in fear, knowing that their lives could end at any moment.

But the two combatants do not care. They are consumed by their hatred for each other, and will not rest until one is dead.

The ground shakes as they clash again and again, their fury and strength seemingly limitless. The skies darken as the fighting continues, until finally, there is a brief moment of silence.

And then, with one final, earth-shattering blast, the two combatants fall to the ground, motionless.

The battle is over.

And the world will never be the same.

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