mauboingboing
2022-09-23 at 15:11:48
Sehr gut
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doingblub
2022-09-22 at 23:21:20
Gebt mir die Formulierungen und ich Lzeife mich berührt
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butbumsti
2022-09-22 at 23:20:17
Ich weiß ihr liebt mich und Ich bin entspannt
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kiblubki
2022-09-22 at 23:17:24
Bin am Heimweg von der Wiesn, bin total überreizt. Die Silben verwirren mich und ich bin derbe drauf
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bumstimado
2022-09-22 at 16:53:12
Write the lyrics to a new Rammstein song named "bumstimado". It needs verses and a chorus. In German.
Ich bin ein verrückter, kranker Junge
Ich will nur Spaß, mich amüsieren
Ich bin ein böser, dummer Junge
Doch ich weiß, dass ich dich liebe
Refrain:
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich liebe dich so sehr
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich brauche dich hier
Ich bin ein gefährlicher, wilder Junge
Doch ich bin auch ein sanfter, liebevoller Junge
Ich weiß nicht, was ich tun soll
Doch ich weiß, dass ich dich liebe
Refrain:
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich liebe dich so sehr
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich brauche dich hier
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windwindel
2022-09-12 at 20:04:53
Kuderluder and Zuckerbengel are on their honeymoon in the Maldives. They are chilling on a Yacht, when suddenly a Kraken approaches from the depths. The crew panics and starts to sail away. Kuderluder is trying to calm down his wife as they watch the approaching monster with fear in their eyes. Suddenly, it appears that the Kraken is not alone...
"I don't think he's got any legs! He must be some kind of underwater creature!" yells Zuckerbengel excitedly.
"What?" asks her husband. "Then how will we get rid off him? What if he attacks us? We can't fight an octopus like this."
"I don't know," says Zuckerbengel, "but I bet there's something you can do about it!"
"Me?" replies Kuderluder. "But what could I possibly do against such a creature? You have to help me, Zuckerbengel! Please..."
The Kraken is now swimming towards them, slowly but steadily. Zuckerbengel turns pale and then he shouts:
"Oh God! It's an octopus!"
Suddenly, one of the tentacles reaches for Kuderluder. She screams in terror and tries to run away, but she trips over a deck chair and falls into the water. The Kraken grabs her by the hair and drags her under the surface.
Zuckerbengel jumps into the water after her and swims as fast as he can. But the Kraken is faster and stronger than him and before long, it has completely engulfed both husband and wife in its tentacles.
"Help!" cries Zuckerbengel. "Save my wife!"
A few minutes later, a rescue helicopter arrives at the scene and starts its descent.
"Is there anybody there? Are you okay?!" asks the operator who was manning the control panel. "We've received a distress call from your location; we're responding right away!"
"Yes, yes, I'm fine," answers Zuckerbengel.
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furzfeuer
2022-09-12 at 19:59:50
KUDERLUDER AND ZUCKERBENGEL, THE LOVE OF A LIFETIME, SIT IN A COZY CAFE WITH THEIR FOOD AT HAND.
They drink coffee, sit on a couch, and converse, genial, but guarded and high up in the cerebral hierarchy of "cardboard men." Men in plastic houses. Couch left empty. a man in a bathrobe, ice cold champagne, and deep conversation. Kuderluder lets his emotions float through him. His sweet (but murderous) gaze up to the corner. The corner is a portrait of Ellie in ten kinds of agony. a man in a suit, cold, empty stares, looks anything but comfortable. He wears a prison number, but not the one that fits. Something gone, replaced. Or stolen. Silhouetted by the glass walls of a place like that. The coffee table. a pencil is still in his hand. He sits with it beside his door. He says nothing.
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kuderluder
2022-09-12 at 19:54:38
Kuderluder and Zuckerbengel were two of the fairest children of their generation. However, one day something monumental happened. Kuderluder became pregnant. Zuckerbengel however was not able to father children, due to his diabetes. The two were left to find solace in each other. With the death of Kaderlude, ZuckerBenguel found himself unable to care for the boy, who never showed any signs of being alive. A friend of Zucker' wife discovered Zucker's body and brought him back to life. At the moment he woke up, Klerk was searching for answers, so Zucker continued to search. Eventually, they found Koderlud and he ended up being raised by her. As a he became a wolf.
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zuckerbengel
2022-09-10 at 14:52:16
Elendil: So your sister is going to the school for not so clever people?
Isildur: Yeah, she's really not that smart.
Elendil: And you're okay with that?
Isildur: Yeah, I mean, it's not like she's going to be a burden or anything.
Elendil: Okay, just making sure.
Isildur: What about you? What's new with you?
Elendil: Not much. I'm just confused by everything.
Isildur: That's not new.
Elendil: I know, but it's just getting worse. I can't even understand simple things anymore.
Isildur: Maybe you should go to the school for not so clever people too.
Elendil: Maybe I should.
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lappenpups
2022-09-10 at 13:38:55
Der Lappenpups ist ein seltenes Phänomen, bei dem ein Furz aus dem After austritt und sich in der Form eines Lappens entfaltet. Er wird auch als "Lappenfurz" oder "Lappenbäckchen" bezeichnet.
Der Lappenpups tritt meist bei älteren Menschen auf, kann aber auch bei jungen Menschen auftreten. Die Ursache ist noch nicht genau bekannt, aber es wird vermutet, dass ein schwaches Muskelgewebe im Darmbereich dafür verantwortlich ist.
Der Lappenfurz ist meist harmlos, kann aber in seltenen Fällen zu Komplikationen führen, wenn er nicht richtig behandelt wird. Zu den Komplikationen zählen Infektionen, Durchfall und Blutungen.
In der Regel wird der Lappenpups durch eine Operation behandelt, bei der der betroffene Darmabschnitt entfernt wird. In seltenen Fällen kann auch eine Medikamentenbehandlung erforderlich sein.
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