auge
2022-09-24 at 13:42:17
:o
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gupkipoi
2022-09-24 at 13:35:06
Eine Sprache entsteht
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feufeudoingdoing
2022-09-23 at 18:10:10
feufeudoingdoing indeed
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mauboingboing
2022-09-23 at 15:11:48
Sehr gut
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doingblub
2022-09-22 at 23:21:20
Gebt mir die Formulierungen und ich Lzeife mich berührt
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butbumsti
2022-09-22 at 23:20:17
Ich weiß ihr liebt mich und Ich bin entspannt
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kiblubki
2022-09-22 at 23:17:24
Bin am Heimweg von der Wiesn, bin total überreizt. Die Silben verwirren mich und ich bin derbe drauf
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bumstimado
2022-09-22 at 16:53:12
Write the lyrics to a new Rammstein song named "bumstimado". It needs verses and a chorus. In German.
Ich bin ein verrückter, kranker Junge
Ich will nur Spaß, mich amüsieren
Ich bin ein böser, dummer Junge
Doch ich weiß, dass ich dich liebe
Refrain:
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich liebe dich so sehr
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich brauche dich hier
Ich bin ein gefährlicher, wilder Junge
Doch ich bin auch ein sanfter, liebevoller Junge
Ich weiß nicht, was ich tun soll
Doch ich weiß, dass ich dich liebe
Refrain:
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich liebe dich so sehr
Bumstimado, bumstimado
Ich brauche dich hier
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windwindel
2022-09-12 at 20:04:53
Kuderluder and Zuckerbengel are on their honeymoon in the Maldives. They are chilling on a Yacht, when suddenly a Kraken approaches from the depths. The crew panics and starts to sail away. Kuderluder is trying to calm down his wife as they watch the approaching monster with fear in their eyes. Suddenly, it appears that the Kraken is not alone...
"I don't think he's got any legs! He must be some kind of underwater creature!" yells Zuckerbengel excitedly.
"What?" asks her husband. "Then how will we get rid off him? What if he attacks us? We can't fight an octopus like this."
"I don't know," says Zuckerbengel, "but I bet there's something you can do about it!"
"Me?" replies Kuderluder. "But what could I possibly do against such a creature? You have to help me, Zuckerbengel! Please..."
The Kraken is now swimming towards them, slowly but steadily. Zuckerbengel turns pale and then he shouts:
"Oh God! It's an octopus!"
Suddenly, one of the tentacles reaches for Kuderluder. She screams in terror and tries to run away, but she trips over a deck chair and falls into the water. The Kraken grabs her by the hair and drags her under the surface.
Zuckerbengel jumps into the water after her and swims as fast as he can. But the Kraken is faster and stronger than him and before long, it has completely engulfed both husband and wife in its tentacles.
"Help!" cries Zuckerbengel. "Save my wife!"
A few minutes later, a rescue helicopter arrives at the scene and starts its descent.
"Is there anybody there? Are you okay?!" asks the operator who was manning the control panel. "We've received a distress call from your location; we're responding right away!"
"Yes, yes, I'm fine," answers Zuckerbengel.
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furzfeuer
2022-09-12 at 19:59:50
KUDERLUDER AND ZUCKERBENGEL, THE LOVE OF A LIFETIME, SIT IN A COZY CAFE WITH THEIR FOOD AT HAND.
They drink coffee, sit on a couch, and converse, genial, but guarded and high up in the cerebral hierarchy of "cardboard men." Men in plastic houses. Couch left empty. a man in a bathrobe, ice cold champagne, and deep conversation. Kuderluder lets his emotions float through him. His sweet (but murderous) gaze up to the corner. The corner is a portrait of Ellie in ten kinds of agony. a man in a suit, cold, empty stares, looks anything but comfortable. He wears a prison number, but not the one that fits. Something gone, replaced. Or stolen. Silhouetted by the glass walls of a place like that. The coffee table. a pencil is still in his hand. He sits with it beside his door. He says nothing.
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